New Titles

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Most Noble Lady Llysa the Convincing of Barton in the Beans Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

How appropriate.

Andrew's is

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: The Very Reverend Andrew Litzky the Insouciant of Porton Down Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Yes indeedy.
How about

Empress Theater Simple the Loquacious of Lower Wombleshire
Again - rather appropriate.

or if the theater was a guy...
The Most Honourable Theater Simple the Liminal of Piddletrenthide Under Booth.

I am assuming it is Under the Lighting Booth...

Go forth, and relate to us your titles, willy nilly!